Some things i have learned during my birthday month

to much helium = bad for lungs
hot tubbing is the way to go
as strong as you may be.....gravity still wins, so when you're on the subway, hold onto something
when your room is next to the driveway, every window is open, and your blasting lil wayne, make sure the old couple from church isn't outside.... yikes
apparently teachers get annoyed when they are trying to teach the class about linear equations and i randomly feel the urge to loudly inform the class that i can see weigels
I thought he was just kidding, but nick macri was right, andrew saah is a little bitch