Some things i have learned during my birthday month

to much helium = bad for lungs
hot tubbing is the way to go
as strong as you may be.....gravity still wins, so when you're on the subway, hold onto something
when your room is next to the driveway, every window is open, and your blasting lil wayne, make sure the old couple from church isn't outside.... yikes
apparently teachers get annoyed when they are trying to teach the class about linear equations and i randomly feel the urge to loudly inform the class that i can see weigels
I thought he was just kidding, but nick macri was right, andrew saah is a little bitch

dear andrew, please keep in mind you are the laughing stock of the freshman class, you have a third of the brain power of a mentally disabled infant, and you might weigh less than a freight  train if you ate a few dozen less burgers a day.
dear mrs. Coughlin, it would be greatly appreciated if you could do me a solid and tell me when "due" doesn't mean you will be collecting the assignment.
dear john steinbeck, i get it, your life sucked, but you could have at least written one cheerful book.
dear leah, i saw a picture of Regina george on your blog......You almost look exactly alike
dear jesse eisenberg, when the zombie apocalypse occurs; i am certain your list of rules will keep me safe.

Dear whoever is reading this, sorry if you were hoping for something funny because if you are you will probably find this boring. Over all i would have to say today was a very good day. Leah was in a good mood (praise god for coffee) and i don't have much homework except for math...which will probably be a problem considering the last thing i would have been paying attention to were the words coming out of that joke of a teachers mouth. I had another headache today, but this one was 100 times worse, i could feel my heartbeat in my temples, and every time my head throbbed it felt like i was slamming it into a brick wall, so in other words it was like half as bad as listening to kesha. Fortunately i got some Excedrin when i got in the car and it was fine after that. I got two new linkin park songs today (they have become my obsession) and i don't think my dad will be mad about how much i have spent on itunes lately since he knows he owes me so much freaking allowance, in fact i might have to go nag him about that after i'm done with this. So today i found out some genius has FINALLY made the tv show i have been waiting for for so long.....  it's a show about a zombie Apocalypse, and its awesome. As i was watching an episode of this incredible show bonslee came flying through the front door like the spaz he is and jumped into my lap, haha i haven't seen him for like a week so i was happy. well thats about it....so....bye

wake up in the morning, "i should probably do my homework today." four hours later, "ok seriously, its time to get out of bed." few hours later, "well i mean.....i don't have that much homework.....i'll just do it later.' 11:00 pm that night, "well i have lunch before that class tomorrow anyway.....i'll just do it at lunch." five minutes left of lunch, "SHIT MY HOMEWORK!"

so i heat up some dinner, grab a vitamin water from the fridge, sit down in my favorite chair in front of the tv, scroll down on the DVR to the newest episode of human target, and what am i surprised to find before my eyes????? barack obama giving a speech.......wtf

dear lean cuisine, i definitely didn't need to heat that for 6 minutes....my taste buds will take a little while to recover
dear homework....you got owned
dear andrew, if you touch her.....we will fight

dear dad, next time you are about to open my door to tell me to turn my music down, i want you to step away from the door, turn around, and go back to wherever you came from.....and i love you
dear mrs. coughlin, although you have enriched my knowledge and understanding of modern and past day literature, given me my crazy awesome paper writing skills, and taught me how to form a well developed plot in
a narrative......i hate you
dear machetimoses, you're concert kicked ass.....even though i will be sore for the next week
dear god, thank you for making me boy....like seriously.....thank you
dear kings of leon, your song charmer would be like the best song ever if the singer didn't randomly scream in the middle of it......wttf?

dear clear american golden peach water, i didn't realize you were carbonated....i was a bit startled
dear God, if i go to heaven when i die, i want to be the upstairs of cafe 4..... and a few other things, but we will discuss that later
dear KCHS, please fix the vending machine.......if my hopes of finally getting some food to eat at the end of the day are crushed by the flashing words "use correct change" one more time,  i will resort to cannibalistic behavior
dear everyone i watched slip and fall on the ice around the school today, thank you.......laughing at you got me through the day  

dear leah, if i made a letter everytime i thought about you.......there would be wayyyyy too many to count

dear martin luther king, thank you for being famous
dear jack johnson, you are and will always remain the king of laid back music
dear weezer, your new album was a disappointment.....but i still love you
dear time, is there any way you could speed up a little bit?.....i'm impatient and i need to grow faster
dear stan branson, i hope you get better soon
dear taco bell, i hate you.....but you're so addicting

dear madame A, if the bell doesn't decide when class is dismissed then it also doesn't decide when class starts

some more letters

dear jack nicholson, i watched the shining.....you scared the shit out of me
dear family guy, i watched two full seasons in one day.....i literally felt my IQ dropping
dear poptart people, stop producing cinnamon poptarts.....they are terrible
dear knoxville catholic highschool,  i find it very unnecessary for you to cancel school at 5:00 am.
dear sky, can you stop snowing? I miss my girlfriend

STEPBROTHERS!!!

"I'm going to fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!"
"sticks and stones may break my bones, but i'm going to kick you repeatedly in the balls!"
"your voice is like a combination of fergie, and jesus"
"why are you so sweaty?" "I was watching cops."

"yeah all the guys at school think that girls are only good for sex and sandwiches" -me

"well you know what that will get you?" "No sex and no sandwiches" -dad

"If life love and the pursuit of happiness doesn't include the right to experiment with ones own consciousness, then the declaration of independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on."

the songs that define me

1, smile like you mean it, the killers
2, daylight, matt and kim
3, road trippin, RHCP
4, sweet honey, slightly stoopid
5, seven nation army, white stripes
6, ramble on, led zeppelin
7, on call, kings of leon
8, let it be, the beatles
9, island in the sun, weezer
10, where the story ends, the fray

In 2012 the US government will start shipping out retards. I cried when i thought of you. Be strong, wear your helmet, run fast little buddy.

just some letters

dear google, stop asking if i want you to remember the freaking password
dear dad, you said you didn't mind if i trashed you on my blog, so i am just lovingly going to remind you that you are incredibly retarded.
dear mom, i love it when you wont stop texting me.....
dear droid global by motorola, i want you
dear nation football league, i want my parents back
dear anyone reading my blog, thanks

just some lessons

IMPORTANT LESSONS I RECENTLY LEARNED:
1, do not put spoons in the microwave.....it breaks the microwave
2, when your dad says shut up....you need to shut up
3, When that significant other says they are "fine".....they aren't. 
4, four wheel drive does not make your car go faster
5, don't slam the door too hard....it will break the door frame
6, oxy clean anti stain does not serve as a replacement for soap in the washing machine

here it is

So here it is. I dont really know what this blog is for, but a bunch of my family have blogs so i decided to make one, and if nobody reads this then thats ok because it still gives me something to do when i'm bored and too lazy to get out of bed.