dear clear american golden peach water, i didn't realize you were carbonated....i was a bit startled
dear God, if i go to heaven when i die, i want to be the upstairs of cafe 4..... and a few other things, but we will discuss that later
dear KCHS, please fix the vending machine.......if my hopes of finally getting some food to eat at the end of the day are crushed by the flashing words "use correct change" one more time,  i will resort to cannibalistic behavior
dear everyone i watched slip and fall on the ice around the school today, thank you.......laughing at you got me through the day