Some things i have learned during my birthday month

to much helium = bad for lungs
hot tubbing is the way to go
as strong as you may be.....gravity still wins, so when you're on the subway, hold onto something
when your room is next to the driveway, every window is open, and your blasting lil wayne, make sure the old couple from church isn't outside.... yikes
apparently teachers get annoyed when they are trying to teach the class about linear equations and i randomly feel the urge to loudly inform the class that i can see weigels
I thought he was just kidding, but nick macri was right, andrew saah is a little bitch

dear andrew, please keep in mind you are the laughing stock of the freshman class, you have a third of the brain power of a mentally disabled infant, and you might weigh less than a freight  train if you ate a few dozen less burgers a day.
dear mrs. Coughlin, it would be greatly appreciated if you could do me a solid and tell me when "due" doesn't mean you will be collecting the assignment.
dear john steinbeck, i get it, your life sucked, but you could have at least written one cheerful book.
dear leah, i saw a picture of Regina george on your blog......You almost look exactly alike
dear jesse eisenberg, when the zombie apocalypse occurs; i am certain your list of rules will keep me safe.

Dear whoever is reading this, sorry if you were hoping for something funny because if you are you will probably find this boring. Over all i would have to say today was a very good day. Leah was in a good mood (praise god for coffee) and i don't have much homework except for math...which will probably be a problem considering the last thing i would have been paying attention to were the words coming out of that joke of a teachers mouth. I had another headache today, but this one was 100 times worse, i could feel my heartbeat in my temples, and every time my head throbbed it felt like i was slamming it into a brick wall, so in other words it was like half as bad as listening to kesha. Fortunately i got some Excedrin when i got in the car and it was fine after that. I got two new linkin park songs today (they have become my obsession) and i don't think my dad will be mad about how much i have spent on itunes lately since he knows he owes me so much freaking allowance, in fact i might have to go nag him about that after i'm done with this. So today i found out some genius has FINALLY made the tv show i have been waiting for for so long.....  it's a show about a zombie Apocalypse, and its awesome. As i was watching an episode of this incredible show bonslee came flying through the front door like the spaz he is and jumped into my lap, haha i haven't seen him for like a week so i was happy. well thats about it....so....bye

wake up in the morning, "i should probably do my homework today." four hours later, "ok seriously, its time to get out of bed." few hours later, "well i mean.....i don't have that much homework.....i'll just do it later.' 11:00 pm that night, "well i have lunch before that class tomorrow anyway.....i'll just do it at lunch." five minutes left of lunch, "SHIT MY HOMEWORK!"

so i heat up some dinner, grab a vitamin water from the fridge, sit down in my favorite chair in front of the tv, scroll down on the DVR to the newest episode of human target, and what am i surprised to find before my eyes????? barack obama giving a speech.......wtf

dear lean cuisine, i definitely didn't need to heat that for 6 minutes....my taste buds will take a little while to recover
dear homework....you got owned
dear andrew, if you touch her.....we will fight

dear dad, next time you are about to open my door to tell me to turn my music down, i want you to step away from the door, turn around, and go back to wherever you came from.....and i love you
dear mrs. coughlin, although you have enriched my knowledge and understanding of modern and past day literature, given me my crazy awesome paper writing skills, and taught me how to form a well developed plot in
a narrative......i hate you
dear machetimoses, you're concert kicked ass.....even though i will be sore for the next week
dear god, thank you for making me boy....like seriously.....thank you
dear kings of leon, your song charmer would be like the best song ever if the singer didn't randomly scream in the middle of it......wttf?